Countdown begins for Leamore college enrolment

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It’s enrolment time at Walsall Adult & Community College (WACC).

New and returning learners are invited to attend any of the following enrolment days:

* Saturday 1st September from 10am to 2pm
* Monday 3rd September from 10am to 7pm
* Tuesday 4th September from 10am to 7pm

This year learners can choose where they want to enrol, at either the college’s Hawbush Centre in Bloxwich Road, Leamore or its Whitehall Centre in Weston Street, as well as the college’s new town centre shop, the WACC Shack in the Saddlers Shopping Centre.

At all three venues college staff will be on hand to help and advise learners about their chosen course subject.

Prospective learners are reminded to bring ID and any evidence of claiming benefits when enrol.

“We have hundreds of learning opportunities at over 40 different venues,” said Maria Gilling, the college principal.

“We have many short, introductory courses to get you started and build your confidence, plus a fantastic range of Career Launch packages in many employment sectors,” she added.

To view the latest Course Brochure visit Copies can be requested by calling 01922 663000 or by email at

DC Fontana bring 60s vibe to Bloxwich

The DC Fontana 2012 lineup - pic by Claire Curtis

The live music scene is looking up again in Bloxwich next month as Bookmark Theatre rings the changes with the return of those supreme exponents of Art & Soul and 1960s-inspired vibe – ‘DC Fontana’ – on Saturday 8th September.

This phenomenal band last lit up the stage of the town’s premier venue back in December 2011, and now they’re all set to blow the roof off the Elmore Row theatre again – this time with an exciting new line-up!

This truly fab 1960s-influenced Mod band will be presenting a superb mix of their own exceptional original music and tv and film-influenced sounds, with a 21st century edge!

Stuart Williams, Vice Chair of Bloxwich Library Forum, which manages Bookmark Bloxwich Theatre in partnership with Bloxwich Library, said:

“We’ve been looking forward to bringing DC Fontana back to the Bookmark ever since last Christmas, these guys are the real deal, they’ve got style and quality – and their own highly original music is easily up there with the best from the 1960s.

“I am delighted that they will be playing here on the 8th and I’m sure fans will be intrigued to see how the band has evolved since their change of line-up at the beginning of the year – now fronted by the wonderful Louise Turner. I’m sure they’ll be amazing!

This band is quite extraordinary, and simply not to be missed!  True Mod, forever fab and totally outta sight, you just have be there to see DC Fontana – or be square!

Doors open at 8.00pm for the show at 8.30pm and there will be a bar.  Tickets cost just £5 from Bloxwich Library – advance booking is recommended, telephone 01922 655900.

Bookmark Bloxwich Theatre, Bloxwich Library, Elmore Row, Bloxwich, Walsall, WS3 2HR.

For more on DC Fontana, check out their website:

Picture at top by Claire Curtis

A Bloxwich Trolleybus on the Moon?

Bloxwich Trolleybus Terminus Lower Farm 1960s

Rest In Peace the great Neil Alden Armstrong, the quiet man of Apollo 11 and first to set foot on the Moon in 1969 has today passed into the great beyond, aged 82.

Neil was a good man with a sense of humour, and I hope he might have enjoyed the article below, which I first published as a bit of Hallowe’en fun in The Bloxidge Tallygraph.  If it were not for Neil and his fellow heroes, and the dual inspiration of a certain H.G. Wells, it would never have been written, as our world would have been very different indeed.


Walsall Trolleybus at the Lower Farm terminus, late 1960s (courtesy Mr. Alan Murray-Rust)

It has long been the stuff of legend in Little Bloxwich that from time to time buses will disappear from off the Walsall to Lower Farm bus route.  No-one has known where they went; the bus companies from Walsall Corporation to the privatised era have sometimes claimed mechanical failure, severe traffic or driver shortages.  Sometimes, the bus timetables on these routes have borne no resemblance to reality, passengers occasionally having to wait up to half an hour for a bus supposedly running at least every twelve minutes. On rare occasions a bus may never turn up at all.

Uncharitable folks who have asked to remain anonymous have been known to speculate that perhaps Lower Farm buses on the 302 run have been deliberately taken off to keep the allegedly subsidised 301 route to Mossley going continuously, even with hardly anyone on those buses, but where is the evidence, I ask you?

Conspiracy theorists of a different water have, however, recently come forward, presenting The Bloxidge Tallygraph with an exclusive, outlandish yet surprisingly plausible explanation for the disappearing Lower Farm buses. They claim that on rare occasions these vehicles have been stolen by aliens, and hidden upon the Moon for purposes of technological study, and that this has been happening for forty years, since the Apollo Moon landings of 1969 disturbed the beings from beyond in their hidden bases within the darkest of lunar craters.

“Selenite Chief Scientist” – artist’s impression

It is suggested that, woken from their ignorance of the growth of human technology after millennia, these ‘Selenites’, or Moon-dwellers, then turned their own telescopes on the blue orb that dominates their airless sky and, intent on seeking information about the greatest technology that the Earthlings hold, concentrated their sinister investigations on the following sites:

  • The Apollo launch site at Cape Canaveral.
  • The Soviet Cosmodrome at Baikonur.
  • Area 51 in Nevada, USA.
  • The Lovell Telescope at Jodrell Bank, Cheshire.
  • The Birchills Trolleybus Depot in Bloxwich Road, Walsall.

Clearly, it would be very difficult to steal anything based at the first four establishments, but it takes very little thought to realise that no-one would notice the disappearance of a Trolleybus or indeed any other kind of bus on the Lower Farm route apart from the passengers, and no notice is likely to be taken of their complaints, so, it is alleged, the Selenites slowly and surely drew their plans against Walsall Corporation Transport, and on the final day of Trolleybus operation to Bloxwich, they struck, stealing the last Trolleybus to travel from Walsall to Lower Farm.

Bus 875 leaves the Birchills bus depot on the last day of trolley bus operation in Walsall, 3rd October 1970, never to return.  Allegedly, this was the first Walsall Bus to be abducted by aliens (courtesy Jack Haddock)

Of course, no-one noticed.  And from then on, we are told, buses, albeit primitive (and later privatised) diesel-driven machines and therefore of little technical interest to anyone other than bus-spotters (an alien species equal in inscrutability to the Selenites) have continued to be kidnapped on rare occasions, hoisted skyward into translunar space by invisible travel discs, and delivered to the domes of the Selenites hidden in the darkest craters of the Moon.

The public of Bloxwich, of course, have known nothing of this until now.  All they know is that they have had to suffer long waits in rain, hail or snow for many years and when they have been given excuses for the apparent poor service, they have often been so unlikely as to be unbelievable.  Now, our sources have made it possible for the facts to be brought to light at last.

The final evidence, they claim, is a recent alleged cover-up following the American space agency NASA’s mission to ‘bomb’ the Moon in order to analyse traces of the lunar surface in the search for water supplies for possible future lunar bases.

The Lunar CRater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS) was a robotic spacecraft operated by NASA. It was launched together with the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) on June 18, 2009, as part of the shared Lunar Precursor Robotic Program, the first American mission to the Moon in over ten years.

LCROSS was designed to watch as the launch vehicle’s spent Centaur upper stage struck the crater Cabeus near the south pole of the Moon. LCROSS suffered a malfunction on August 22, depleting half of its fuel and leaving very little fuel margin in the spacecraft. But according to NASA, impact occurred successfully on October 9, 2009.

LCROSS Sodium Flash detection in Crater Cabeus (image courtesy NASA)

The impact was not as visually prominent as had been anticipated – in fact, amateur astronomers around the world were told that they would be able to see it in their small telescopes. This was not the case; in fact, nothing was seen, or at least almost nothing was shown in the images released to the world’s press, causing considerable embarrassment.

Our sources claim, however, that the real photographs of the impact were intercepted by a shadowy, unnamed secret service within the USA, lest they reveal the true nature of what lay in the dark depths of crater Cabeus and cause blind panic.

What the now-destroyed probe showed, it is said, was the destination of the abducted Walsall-Bloxwich buses: the Selenite South Polar Research Dome, which was itself, it is claimed, destroyed by the impact of LCROSS, as well as a number of abducted Bloxwich buses gathering dust upon the lunar surface beside it.  We have been given the photographic evidence reproduced below, which is supposedly an image taken by ‘hacking’ the Hubble Space Telescope:

LCROSS strikes Cabeus Crater and the Selenite dome – UNOFFICIAL


Enhanced infra-red section of above image – UNOFFICIAL

I cannot confirm or deny the facts in this matter, dear reader, though the visual evidence presented above, if genuine, is compelling. There is, for obvious reasons, no official evidence forthcoming, only hearsay from those who claim to be close to official sources.

I can only ask you to consider in your own mind which is the most likely explanation: that Lower Farm buses occasionally break down or are diverted to Mossley; or that they have quietly, stealthily been stolen by lunar aliens on an occasional basis since 1969.  I know which I think is the truth.


My sources have today sent me the following partial transcription of a radio transmission which they claim was received from space by Jodrell Bank last week and decoded by government experts at GCHQ before being lost in the form of a memory stick on a bus in London.  I’m not sure what to make of it, but frankly, I’m worried – and so should you be, too:

“This is the voice of the Selenites. We know that you can hear us, Earthmen. You have destroyed our dome in an unprovoked attack, which requires a response.  Our retaliation will be slow, but nonetheless effective. It will mean the ultimate destruction of life on Earth. It will be useless for you to resist, for we have discovered the secret of reversing matter. One of you will be under our control, who we have trained on your transport systems. He will be instrumental in avenging the Selenites. Our first act of retaliation will be to destroy Walsall Bus Station.  Your world will hear from us again, before the end…”

Music, art and sport meet to mark Olympics and Paralympics

Walsall Aboretum Bandstand

As part of the Walsall for 2012 celebrations tied into the Olympic and Paralympic games, Walsall Council is holding an exciting and fun-for-all event in Walsall Arboretum to mark the conclusion of the London 2012 Paralympics.

The event, which has much to offer music, arts and sports fans, takes place on Sunday 9 September and includes both a Bandstand Marathon & Walsall Sportsfest in the town’s premier park.

There are still some vacant stalls available. Organisers would especially like to hear from holistic/arts & crafts/alternative therapy practitioners.There is no cost to the stallholder, they just need to contact Craig Vincent at or 07970 785 686.

Aspects of the event include:

    • Live music at the refurbished Arboretum Bandstand.
    • Artists performances.
    • Craft stalls.
    • Family activities.
    • Sports demonstrations and have-a-go activities.


The music line-up from 12 noon – 6pm includes:

12.00 noon   Walsall Gilbert & Sullivan Society

12.45pm  Chuck Micallef, Dave Luke & Nick Tomson

1.45pm   Tony Barrett Band

 2.30pm  Phoenix Brass Band

3.30pm  Aziz 

4.30pm  Stems

5.30pm  Arbor Lights


There will also be a chance to visit the new Gallery Garden in the refurbished Arboretum, and meet artists with activities as follows between 2pm – 6pm:

    • Graham Jones – wood sculptor
    • Ron & Julie Thompson – sculptors
    • Annie Bowden – community artist
    • Walsall Knitting Circle – simple cake decorating
    • Elizabeth Knight


There will be opportunities to try a wide variety of sports and physical activities; you can even do an induction on the day for Walsall’s Children’s Fit Zone gyms.

Get your bike checked and see a BMX demonstration.

Talk to Bootcamp fitness experts.


No ticket required!

Merrie England returns to Walsall with new Mummer’s Play

Robin Hood and the Giant Extract

The first in an exciting all-new series of fun, locally-themed ‘mummers plays’ for Walsall is set to be performed in the town centre on Saturday 25th August 2012.

Penned on commission from Walsall Civic Society by noted local playwright and author David Calcutt, the plays are in the medieval tradition but with a fun modern edge, being part of the Bayard’s Colts Project, a Heritage Lottery-funded Walsall local heritage and arts project led by the Society working with Walsall Council, Walsall Museum, local groups, creatives, historians and experts.

And the first of four such pieces of street theatre, entitled ‘Robin Hood and the Giant’ will be performed on the 25th at 12 noon, 2pm and 4pm in the open air on Walsall’s ancient High Street, between the Black Country Arms (originally named the Green Dragon) pub and the Asda superstore.

David Calcutt said:

“Robin Hood and the Giant” is based on traditional mummers plays.  It’s part of a much larger, ongoing project, and we’d love everyone to come and see it, and support the venture.

“It’ll be fast, funny, furious. And free.  So we hope to see you there!”

The Bloxwich Telegraph’s Editor, Stuart Williams, will certainly be there to photograph the event, which looks like a lot of fun!

For more information, check out the Bayard’s Colts Project website.

A flyer for Robin Hood and the Giant is available for download in jpeg form by clicking on the image below.

Robin Hood and the Giant Flyer

Leamore college shortlisted for national award

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Walsall Adult & Community College (WACC) has once again been recognised for its sterling work in the field of sustainability, by being shortlisted for a national award.

The Leamore-based college is one of 69 institutions shortlisted by The Environment Association for Universities and Colleges (EAUC) for the Green Gown Awards 2012 (Stage 2).

Now in their eighth year, the Green Gown Awards recognise the exceptional sustainability initiatives being undertaken by universities and colleges in the UK.

With sustainable development moving up the global agenda, the Awards are now established as the most prestigious recognition of sustainability excellence within the education and environmental sectors.

The college, which provides adult learning services and apprenticeship training to 8,000 students each year, has been nominated in the ‘Colleges and Smaller Institutions’ category, alongside Derbyshire County Council, Jewel & Esk College and Circus Space.

WACC is one of only two local authority learning service organisations that have been shortlisted in this year’s Green Gown Awards, the winners of which will be announced in November later this year.

College principal, Maria Gilling said:

“Being shortlisted for the Green Gown Awards 2012 is a huge achievement for us and helps build on our reputation for being a leader in education for sustainable development.”

Iain Patton, chief executive of the EAUC added:

“The quality of the applications has been very high and creating a shortlist was incredibly difficult. We are now looking forward to learning more about the successful projects in Stage 2 of the process, and ultimately to unveiling the winners of the 2012 Green Gown Awards in November.”

Last June the college fought off competition from larger organisations and businesses to triumph at the West Midlands START Awards 2011, sponsored by the Prince’s Trust Business in the Community. It is looking to build on its success by gaining the Learning In Future Environments Index (LiFE) Accreditation with the EAUC.

For more about WACC, see their website via this link.